That does it, I'm marrying my PC! *Phasmatis storms off, laugh track plays*

It's Coming Out Day and so... I'd like to announce to you all that... me and my Gaming PC are getting married. No human has ever made me feel the way my Core i7 4.4Ghz 32GB 2200Mhz DDR4 dual GTX 1080 beast machine has. Sure, it's attractiveness may fade with time, but it'll happen a lot slower than most people (who start to become unbearable after about 1.5 seconds on a good day).