Hey everyone Phaz here with another The Phaz Show video so stay tuned for all the stuff that's in this video.
Theme music starts playing, clips from my show zoom past
Voiceover Announcer I hired for $0.25/word on fiver: Welcome to The Phaz Show were Phaz Phazboi tells you about wacky adventures in his life, things that happened to him, and more!
Theme music continues playing as my logo, big 3D-rendered text that says "The Phaz Show slams into an imaginary background made from bricks and the text fractures a little, then a little animated Phaz comes out and welds it back together, gives a thumbs-up, and walks off, like this is some shitty Pizar intro from the 90s*
Theme music keeps playing while more clips from the show play, and then everything fades out with the music. Total time into the video so far? 4 minutes and 30 seconds
2 seconds of blank blackness for no good reason
Wacky music starts playing while a blooper from the show is displayed. It goes way too long, like 10 seconds in all. I say "cut" at the end of each one even though I'm literally the only person in the room
Hey everyone, welcome back. Today we have all kinds of things to talk about, news, stuff that happened on my way to work, which you won't believe, but first I want to get some things out of the way>
Some people in the comments have been saying that I'm INTENTIONALLY starting beef with xxxCoolGamerDudexxx on the Cool Gamer Dude Show. That couldn't be further from the truth.
50 minutes of me talking about this supposed beef with xxxCoolGamerDudexxx
Okay so now I have something else to get into, and that's wherein I have to talk about the direction of this channel. Some people say I should do gameplay commentary, play games, go do jumping jacks in my backyard and drink smoothies and become a fitness vlogger, change my gender and adopt children and become a mommy vlogger, and rest assured, I'm going to keep everyone happy and do all of those things.
30 more minutes of blathering on about "MUH DIRECTION OF THIS CHANNEL" that doesn't once mention my patreon, simply because I forgot, I totally wanted to mention it at least 5 times, I'll have to make myself another note...
at this point I start reading mean tweets while footage of me playing overwatch plays in the background. Gotta keep people engaged, you know? Gotta have flashy things to go with your drama
Finally, mercifully, the video reaches the 15-minute mark and I realize that it's WAY TOO LONG and decide to wrap it up in Final Cut Pro. I hastily throw in an ad for my sponsor at random points in the video (my sponsor is Fukushima Daiichi Gaming Computers, and I'm repping their new Nuclear Meltdown-inspired computer case, which is designed to have excellent water-cooling features, unlike the reactors they used to produce)
I do my signature hand gesture (a wave combined with a thumbs-up combined with me bro-fisting an animated transformer that is 3d-rendered into the scene
Alright guys, that's it for this video, be sure to anally probe that LIKE button and the THUMBS-UP button and the RETWEET button and the HEART button and the PIN button and the POST TO MY TIMELINE button and the DONATE 0.01% OF MY AMAZON PURCHASES TO THIS VIDEO button and the BUY ME A BEER button and the PRINT UP A LITERAL PIN I CAN WEAR ON MY BACKPACK button and the CHANGE MY NAME TO THE TITLE OF THIS VIDEO SO EVERY TIME YOU FILL IN YOUR NAME, YOU'RE PROMOTING MY VIDEO button.
