I had a really weird deam
Phasmatis de Apparatus became a streamer and had 7 viewers
then someone hosted him and he got 250 viewers
then he got a 2,000,000 bit donation
then he morphed into a cat and scratched me
alos he looked exactly like his anime avatar
wtf that dream
If I ever get 2,000,000 bits uhhhh
Wait how much is that in USDs
1 bit = 1 penny
so $20,000
Right
So if I ever get 2,000,000 bits I’d be pretty happy with myself TBPFH
But if I got 2,000,000,000,000,000 bits
20 trillion dollars
Then I’d morph into a cat
You must have missed a few zeroes
well when you got the 2000000 bit donation
your anime avatar made a 
face
face
At 20e^42 bits I become an ocelot
A robot toaster ocelot
With electrical cords for hands
I feed off the power of the city’s electrical grid and maul anyone who discovers me doing it
At slightly more bits
Probably due to all the electricity I suck up as an ocelot
At only 20e^43 bits
I morph into three tigers
Each psychically connected to one of the top 3 twitch streamers at that given moment
(Person in Red) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfdEdE96En0
At 20,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 bits I become a magical, sentient, microscopic engraving of a lion on some object, usually a pocketwatch worn by a member of the illuminati.
I couldn't tell if you were making a cuil joke or not
also I just remembered another dream I had a few months ago where I was going downtown (of some undetermined large city) to visit a museum, but the museum was actually a giant ATAT, and upon going inside (there was a spiral staircase wrapping around one of its legs) it was actually like an old castle on the inside filled with booby traps, and I was with my family but I lost my family and then I found some vegetables and then the dream ended
Cuil lol
Never heard of that until now
what you were typing sounded like a parody of cuil theory
good stuff
The next 896 mutant states I enter are pretty boring — and no one studies them much. They’re the ones activated within the 20x10^49 to 20x10^1023 range. In those states, I mutate into many strange and inexplicable things, including a lambert-shaded teapot, a portrait of dorians gray (an unwritten sequel to the classic novel, mined from the dying brain of the author by mind mites) and the universe itself. They are unstable and I always decay back into a cat within femtoseconds.
At 20x10^1024 bits I become the concept of the color blue. Where my physical form once stood lies a book titled ‘A Portrait of Durian Gray’. It tastes like Durians and Cuil Theory.
As the color blue, I infest the minds of all humans on earth who are capable of perceiving color. But since the concept of the color blue is just a mental placeholder for the perception thereof, no one notices that the concept if the color blue has been swapped out with me. That is, except for a few people who cached a copy of their old concept of the color blue in an alternate universe, and bring it back out to compare from time to time. This leads to the president being notified and a war on the color blue being declared.
The color blue is hunted to extinction, and soon I lose all power in this universe and decay into a cheesecake, which promptly decays into a cat.
