Narcos

You're watching a TV show called 'Narcos' about drug dealers in Mexico

You suddenly think that 'Narcos' sounds like what 'Nachos' would be called in a parallel universe

Suddenly you're sitting at a table

Your grandma has made you a plate of warm nachos and salsa

But something is wrong about the way she says 'Nachos'

You stand up, flipping the table onto grandma

This isn't your universe

You race through the multiverse, looking for the thieves who stole your universe and replaced it with this shitty clone

They can't have gotten far, gotta look for clues

You look at the portal that separates the entirety of the multiverse from the Dark Multiverse.

Ever present, there isn't a point in the multiverse you can get to that the portal isn't right there with you.

You've come to ignore it, as all multidimensional beings do over time.

"They have to come out soon" you say out loud. "No one from the Multiverse can survive in the Dark Multiverse for more than a few moments."

Several aeons pass. You watch a small universe form, survive for a thousand years, and then implode onto itself.

It is then that you realize, the Dark Multiverse is full of beings such as yourself, with a variety of life equal to that of your Multiverse.

Could you have been the victim of inter-multiverse crime?

Who would you report this to?